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Leslie Jeffries: Breaking up relationships on other continents since ’10

Mar 10, 2010 etc., funny

Today’s work sillyness.
Leslie started getting some messages on Facebook in the middle of the night:

Leslie-anne Danielle
March 10 at 2:48am
hey you better back off and stay away from Darren he is my boyfriend or was untill you fuck it up for me so if i see that you write him a nather message you going to be dead i had inaf of people interfeering with my relationship so stay away

Leslie Jeffries
March 10 at 3:16am
hahaha, what? Who? hahahhaa. you betcha. who the fuck are you talking about?

Leslie-anne Danielle
March 10 at 11:32am
you told my boyfriend that you love him i saw it so ja im just warning you back of

Leslie Jeffries
March 10 at 12:54pm
I totally do. you didn’t know?

Leslie-anne Danielle
March 10 at 12:57pm
know what but thanks because of you i lost my boyfriend and you have no idea how i feel

Confusing Leslie, apparently it is in response to her post on the Farting Fan Page on Facebook:

Leslie Jeffries
I love you.
March 3 at 7:50pm

Darren Nisbet
i love u to
Sun at 8:03pm

Leslie-anne Danielle
what is going on here darren
Mon at 2:34am

Leslie-anne thought Darren was talking to Leslie Jefferies. Maybe he was. Or maybe he was confusing the Leslies. Or maybe he was admitting his love of farts. Or maybe he really does Leslie. Jeffries.

To top it off? This dynamic duo live in South Africa.
Leslie Jeffries the international relationship wrecker.

I added both Leslie-ann Danielle and Darren Nisbet. It looks like Darren is in hot water based on this volley on his page:

Leslie-anne Danielle
i just hate this
Yesterday at 10:45am

Darren Nisbet
hate wat?
Yesterday at 11:59am

Leslie-anne Danielle
what is this i that i was reading on the farting wall that you love someone els, and i left you a message there you havent answer my question what is going on
Yesterday at 12:30pm

Darren Nisbet
i never got any message
Yesterday at 2:17pm

Leslie-anne Danielle
but do you love sameone els or do you still love me
Yesterday at 2:23pm

Ruhroh…
So Leslie-anne accepts me on Facebook and this is the convo that ensues…

Danielle
hey

Chris
hey

Danielle
how you

Chris
i good
you?

Danielle
im oky
where you from

Chris
philly
you?

Danielle
durban

Chris
where is that, delaware?

Danielle
no south africa

Chris
ooooooooo…
wow
hows it over there?

Danielle
it hot but oky

Chris
thats good…

Danielle
so why did you in vite me on facebook

Chris
i saw you on the farting page and just figured i would add you and other people from there…

Danielle
o oky

Chris
lol
you like to fart?

Danielle
what
no not realiy

Chris
i was kidding… like you are a fan of farting so you joined that page
i was just being silly

Danielle
no i just join it because i saw my boyfriend

Chris
o…
you have a bf?

Danielle
had one antil same girl fuck it up for me

Chris
o, im sorry. what happend?

Danielle
she told him that she love him so he deside to go for her and leave me

Chris
im sorry to hear that…
when did that happen?

Danielle
yesterday

Chris
o wow…
how did you find out she told him that?

Danielle
i saw it on fartimg

Chris
did you say something to her face?

Danielle
yes i did

Chris
what did you say?
did she admit to it?

Danielle
i told her to back of
she sad yes she did say it

Chris
oh shnap
you think they have hooked up?

Danielle
i dont know

Chris
did you ask them?

Danielle
no because not one of them is online

Chris
he wont tell you the truth prolly you should ask her

Danielle
ja i should but im just tierd of fathing

Chris
youre just tired of farting?

Danielle
yes samething like that

Chris
would you like to go out with me? i dont fart too much

Danielle
how ould are you

Chris
25

Danielle
o im 18

Chris
that works for me

Danielle
not know im not ready for a nather relationship

Chris
i am a very nice guy, but small in the flatulance department if you get my drift ;);)

Danielle
ja i get it but we to far from each ather

Chris
but our love could conquer the oceans and seas if we let it bloom and flourish
i promise to never tell another woman on a facebook group about farting that i love her. i would treat you right.

Danielle
ja but we hardly no each ather

Chris
you dont really like the passing of gas and neither do i. it could be the foundation of our relationship. imagine telling our grandkids how we met…

Danielle
ja

Chris
so maybe there is a future for us after all… we can leave all the negativity and hurt in the past…

Danielle
es
yes

Chris
does that mean i can call you my girlfriend?
pleeease

Danielle
yes

Chris
ty baby
i ::heart:: you

Danielle
oky

Chris
do you ::heart:: me too?

Danielle
yes

Chris
sweet
i can’t wait to tell my parents

Danielle
oky

Chris
so tell me about you baby
the only things i know are that your name is danielle, you are 18, from south africa, dont like farting and are the love of my life

Danielle
asy me what you want to know

Chris
whats your favorite number?

Danielle
24

Chris
OMFG!!!!!!!! mine too!
whats your favorite color?

Danielle
blue

Chris
OMFG!!!!!!!! mine too!
we are so meant for each other
what’s your favorite letter?

Danielle
d

Chris
OMFG!!!!!!!! mine too!
what’s your favorite member of the Jackson 5?

Danielle
dont have one

Chris
OMFG!!!!!!!! me either!

Danielle
oky

Danielle
o an bythe way Danielle is not my real name my real name is leslie-anne

Chris
oooooo…
hi leslie-anne

Danielle
ja
hi

Chris
my name is chris smutjawns

Danielle
i know that

Chris
but you can call me Breezy Vajayjay for short

Danielle
oky

Chris
i am experiencing some lower intestinal pain and it could be the early signs of the onset of a bowel movement, but promise we can talk again soon my south african butterfly?

Danielle
i promise

Chris
ok beautiful… ttyl

Danielle
oky

For full disclosure I told her I was 25 which is my industry age. And I did feel a little bad if she is real. But I make it a habit of fucking with people at work over Facebook, usually because people invite it on themselves. (Please see other examples of my work here, here and here.)

Tags: Facebook, idiots