Work emails…

Does anyone else have emails like this at their job, from their boss. And it is considered to be about work?
These two emails are what I came into this morning…

From: Mike
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 4:39 PM
To: Brandon ; Jamil ; HMeditors
Subject: RE: DPs

For our purposes, three people need to be involved in a DP.   It is a case of 2 on 1.  One in vagina and one in anus.

Two females with strapons on a third female would constitute DP.

One female with a strapon and one guy on a second female would constitute DP

One guy with a dildo on one female does NOT constitute DP.

Make sense?

Mike

From: Brandon
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 4:32 PM
To: Jamil ; HMeditors; Mike
Subject: RE: DPs

I thought that we agreed that double-penetration was an act that needed more than two people.

From: Jamil
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 4:31 PM
To: HMeditors; Mike
Subject: DPs

We all agreed in the last meeting that double penetration doesn’t apply to dildos/strap-ons right?

and:

From: Brandon
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 3:57 PM
To: Elan ; HMeditors
Subject: RE:

He doesn’t have a dick, so I’d use cow-girl.

From: Elan
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 3:56 PM
To: HMeditors
Subject:

For Post-op trannies do we use cock sitting or cowgirl? Cuz he no longer has his birth genitals