“Where your nuts hang is always a little too tight.”

So if you were former President Lyndon Johnson and were on the phone ordering new Haggar’s pants, asking for more room in the waist, pockets and especially the crotch because, “Where your nuts hang is a little too tight,” and had someone animate it, this is what you would sound like:

In 1964, Lyndon Johnson needed pants, so he called the Haggar clothing company and asked for some. The call was recorded (like all White House calls at the time), and has since become the stuff of legend. Johnson’s anatomically specific directions to Mr. Haggar are some of the most intimate words we’ve ever heard from the mouth of a President.

We at Put This On took the historic original audio and gave it to animator Tawd Dorenfeld, who created this majestic fantasia of bungholiana.

Enjoy this special treat from Put This On: LBJ Orders Pants. Then share it with a friend who loves pants.

Sort of similar to the Dock Ellis animation.